If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
(vía icanbeafrogmuser)
me arriving late to your funeral
(Fuente: ahmedjones, vía anditsgonnabeourlastmemory)
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
(vía rulebysecrecy)
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
(vía lovingdrawingbreathing)
everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy
(Fuente: itisnotofimport, vía undisclosed-timelady)
kjasnjknsakldnsldnaklsdnaksldnkasdnalskndaklsndklasndklsadnlaskd x.x
ctmmmmm
(Fuente: fearless-please, vía negraqlapesaaaa)
Cause I’m going to make this place your home
(vía theraggedyconsultingdetective)